The Brick Times

Sharks!!!!

admin — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:32:55 +0000

Brickland Coast Guard responded today to numerous shark sightings along the shores of the city. No reported injuries or deaths have been reported. However four citizens have not returned home from a surfing competition near Brickland Harbor.

Breaking News: Grocery Fire Ruled Arson

admin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:14:55 +0000

Brickland police announced today that the Brickland Grocery fire in early July was set. Using surveillance footage from surrounding buildings, police caught the arsonist running from the building. Additional footage shows the arsonist running past Brickland’s world renowned orthopedic surgeon, David Sobel. In interviews with police, Dr. Sobel was asked why he did not try to apprehend the criminal. Dr. Sobel stated that the sun was in his eyes (despite sunglasses seen in the images) and his five fingers sailing shoes did not provide enough traction to chase the criminal.

Brickland Grocery Burns!!!!

admin — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:37:28 +0000

Brickland Fire&Rescue responds to a three alarm fire yesterday at the local grocery store! Injuries reported!

Customers reported smelling smoke coming from the rooftop and began to evacuate the store. Investigators believe food left on a rooftop grill was the cause of the fire. One resident of the second floor apartments was saved by firefighters. No other injuries reported.

Brickland Grocery Fire Photos!!

admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:11:30 +0000

Fire log to start next week!

admin — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:54:23 +0000

Brickland Fire chief Paul Buckets as told The Brick Times that the BFD will begin reported all fire and medical next week.

Police log for 6.24.09-6.29.09

admin — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:48:08 +0000

6.24.09 11:43pm Brickland cemetery: Cemetery officials stated that vandals toppled over several tombstones last night. Police indicated that evidence was found on the scene and arrests will be made next week. Estimated loss: $350 studs

6.25.09 9:48am Shell gas station theft: A shell gas station attendant reported to police that a red sports car driven by a red-headed female drove off after filling her fuel tank without paying. The attendant was not able to catch the license plate of the vehicle. Estimated loss: $31 studs.

6.26.09 No crimes reported

6.27.09 No crimes reported

6.28.09 12:30pm House robbery: Owners of 45 Beach Harbor rd reported to police that they arrived home late this morning to discover that their beach house was robbed. Police detectives investigated, collected evidence, and canvassed the neighborhood for additional information. estimated loss: $13000 studs.

6.29.09 No crimes reported as off 12:43pm.

Police log for 6/22/09-6/24/09

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:41:01 +0000

Police Chief Hanz Cuffs report the following crimes:

6/22/09 2:45pm Luigi’s pizza robbery. Two masked men stole to pepperoni pizzas. Police have no leads other than the grease trail heading in the direction of the docks. Estimated loss: $22 studs

6/22/09 11:39pm: Grand theft auto from the Custom Vehicle garage. Owners reported that a 1953 custom red hot rod was stolen from the lot. No leads yet. Estimated loss: $12,000 studs

6/23/09 4:00pm: Report of vandalism to mailboxes. Residents of the beach front community reported that town youths were seen playing mailbox baseball. Estmated loss: $300 studs

6/24/09 9:30pm: Bank robbery. Witnesses told police that the saw a man with mechanical arms scaling the bank, entering the bank, then exiting carrying several money bags. Police believe it is the work of Doc Oc. Estimated loss: $2500 studs

Traffic lights to be installed! DOT reports.

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:25:42 +0000

Department of Transportation Director Tom Derkin has told the Brick Times that the community campaign for traffic lights finally passed this week. The community cited several severe auto accidents around town in the last few months in their attempts to win passage for their request. There were some who were unhappy with the ruling. George Thompson, owner of the local auto body shop, insisted he would now have trouble making ends meet. ”I gut a kid at the local Universkity and twowithin to pay. How will I make me moneys to pazs it?”

Brickland Air&Space to begin construction of space station

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:29:51 +0000

Arnold Plates, Director of Brickland Air&Space indicated today that the Brickland International Space Station construction has begun. The first stage of construction will require two shuttle missions to establish the frame work for the modules. The first shuttle mission is set for August 6, 2009. Astronauts have been training at the Brickland Air&Space center for the last three weeks prepping for these missions. Plates states that 16 shuttle missions will be required to finish the space station. Tentative completion date is January 2010.

Brickland Baseball Team Fundraising Bakesale

admin — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:03:14 +0000

The Brickland Brinks baseball team is suffering their worst start of the season ever. The team is currently 0-34 with no signs of any improvement. The team has decided to hold a bake sale with the proceeds from the event being used to buy baseball bats. It seems the pool sticks the players have been using since the start of the season, have failed to provide much run support. Stay tuned for the Paypal link to allow you to donate money to the team to buy equipment.