Steve Jobs announced today the Grand Opening of the Apple Store in Brickland.  Brickland citizens were quick to purchase the latest MacBook Pro, Iphone, and Ipods.  Some were unhappy that the Ipad was not available.  Apple confirmed that the Ipad will be available next week.

Brickland police announced today that the Brickland Grocery fire in early July was set.  Using surveillance footage from surrounding buildings, police caught the arsonist running from the building.

Brickland Fire&Rescue responds to a three alarm fire yesterday at the local grocery store!  Injuries reported!

Brickland fire and rescue was dispatched to the local Brickland mexican restaurant “Taco Bricks” for a male with difficulty breathing.  EMT’s determine that the chest pain the patient was suffering was a result of the “all-you-can-eat” guacamole special the restaurant was serving.  EMT’s realized that the patient was to large for the on-scene rescue truck and requested the bariatric truck and an additional engine company to assist with the loading of the patient into the rescue.  Three hours later and several gallons of lubrication, the patient was successfully loaded into the …