Brickland police chief Joe Smith has identified the man the Deptartment of Sanitation found stuffed in one of their recycle trucks.  The man known as Al “the bookie” Bendito was the accountant for Brickland’s main organized crime family run by Tony “claw hand” Cannoli.  The Cannoli family moved into the city three years ago and seems to be expanding the business in recent weeks.  A failed attempt in fixing the union vote for the dock workers at the local harbor is believed to be the reason why Al Bendito was “on vacation” according to the Cannoli family.

Brickland fire and rescue was dispatched to the local Brickland mexican restaurant “Taco Bricks” for a male with difficulty breathing.  EMT’s determine that the chest pain the patient was suffering was a result of the “all-you-can-eat” guacamole special the restaurant was serving.  EMT’s realized that the patient was to large for the on-scene rescue truck and requested the bariatric truck and an additional engine company to assist with the loading of the patient into the rescue.  Three hours later and several gallons of lubrication, the patient was successfully loaded into the rescue.