Police Chief Hanz Cuffs report the following crimes:

6/22/09 2:45pm  Luigi’s pizza robbery.  Two masked men stole to pepperoni pizzas.  Police have no leads other than the grease trail heading in the direction of the docks.  Estimated loss:  $22 studs

6/22/09  11:39pm:  Grand theft auto from the Custom Vehicle garage.  Owners reported that a 1953 custom red hot rod was stolen from the lot.  No leads yet.  Estimated loss:  $12,000 studs

6/23/09 4:00pm:  Report of vandalism to mailboxes.  Residents of the beach front community reported that town youths were seen playing mailbox baseball.  Estmated loss:  $300 studs

6/24/09 9:30pm:  Bank robbery.  Witnesses told police that the saw a man with mechanical arms scaling the bank, entering the bank, then exiting carrying several money bags.  Police believe it is the work of Doc Oc.  Estimated loss:  $2500 studs