Brickland Fire chief Paul Buckets as told The Brick Times that the BFD will begin reported all fire and medical next week.

6.24.09 11:43pm Brickland cemetery: Cemetery officials stated that vandals toppled over several tombstones last night. Police indicated that evidence was found on the scene and arrests will be made next week. Estimated loss: $350 studs
6.25.09 9:48am Shell gas station theft: A shell gas station attendant reported to police that a red sports car driven by a red-headed female drove off after filling her fuel tank without paying. The attendant was not able to catch the license plate of the vehicle. Estimated loss: …

Police Chief Hanz Cuffs report the following crimes:
6/22/09 2:45pm  Luigi’s pizza robbery.  Two masked men stole to pepperoni pizzas.  Police have no leads other than the grease trail heading in the direction of the docks.  Estimated loss:  $22 studs
6/22/09  11:39pm:  Grand theft auto from the Custom Vehicle garage.  Owners reported that a 1953 custom red hot rod was stolen from the lot.  No leads yet.  Estimated loss:  $12,000 studs
6/23/09 4:00pm:  Report of vandalism to mailboxes.  Residents of the beach front community reported that town youths were seen playing mailbox baseball. …

Department of Transportation Director Tom Derkin has told the Brick Times that the community campaign for traffic lights finally passed this week.  The community cited several severe auto accidents around town in the last few months in their attempts to win passage for their request.  There were some who were unhappy with the ruling.  George Thompson, owner of the local auto body shop, insisted he would now have trouble making ends meet.  ”I gut a kid at the local Universkity and twowithin to pay.  How will I make me moneys …

Arnold Plates, Director of Brickland Air&Space indicated today that the Brickland International Space Station construction has begun.  The first stage of construction will require two shuttle missions to establish the frame work for the modules.  The first shuttle mission is set for August 6, 2009.  Astronauts have been training at the Brickland Air&Space center for the last three weeks prepping for these missions. Plates states that 16 shuttle missions will be required to finish the space station.  Tentative completion date is January 2010.

The Brickland Brinks baseball team is suffering their worst start of the season ever.  The team is currently 0-34 with no signs of any improvement.  The team has decided to hold a bake sale with the proceeds from the event being used to buy baseball bats.  It seems the pool sticks the players have been using since the start of the season, have failed to provide much run support.  Stay tuned for the Paypal link to allow you to donate money to the team to buy equipment.

Brickland Fire and Rescue last week showed off their new hybrid fleet of rescue trucks.  Unfortunately their attempts to go “green” has hit a snag.  The manufacturer of the rescue failed to realize the correct scale of the trucks and currently there is no place in town the rescues can recharge.  Fire chief Sparky Jones believes the situation will be resolved next week.

Brickland police chief Joe Smith has identified the man the Deptartment of Sanitation found stuffed in one of their recycle trucks.  The man known as Al “the bookie” Bendito was the accountant for Brickland’s main organized crime family run by Tony “claw hand” Cannoli.  The Cannoli family moved into the city three years ago and seems to be expanding the business in recent weeks.  A failed attempt in fixing the union vote for the dock workers at the local harbor is believed to be the reason why Al Bendito was …

Brickland fire and rescue was dispatched to the local Brickland mexican restaurant “Taco Bricks” for a male with difficulty breathing.  EMT’s determine that the chest pain the patient was suffering was a result of the “all-you-can-eat” guacamole special the restaurant was serving.  EMT’s realized that the patient was to large for the on-scene rescue truck and requested the bariatric truck and an additional engine company to assist with the loading of the patient into the rescue.  Three hours later and several gallons of lubrication, the patient was successfully loaded into the …